Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom. Im Not Risking Anything ..
i have to be funny because being hot is not an option
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wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of him rude ass bitch
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hottest lesbian on this earth
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what happened in 1915
we don’t talk about 1915
at least they eventually realised they should start filling the bottles with coke
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just what I was looking for
searching for a song you don’t know the name of or any of the lyrics to.
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omg the seal
Just gonna sit here and cry for a little bit maybe
look at the elephant oh my god
the octopus omg